ONE WOMAN. 50 STATES OF MIND
ONE WOMAN. 50 STATES OF MIND
The Reel Housewives will be featured in their first Festival!
New York City's longest-running sketch comedy festival is back. The 12th Annual SketchFest NYC hits The People's Improv Theater on Sunday, October 18.
The Reel Housewives of America
1 Woman- 50 States of Mind
(all played by Ashley Monique Menard)
*NOT AI
Meet the Cast 1:
π¦ Rhode Island β the hostess with something to prove
π₯Ύ Vermont β unbothered and organic about it
π Massachusetts β knows she's better than you
π New York β obviously
πΊ New Hampshire β "Live Free or Die" energy, literally
π² Maine β dialing in via FaceTime because of course, she is
π Connecticut β old money, older grudges
Meet the Cast 2:
π Louisiana- hostess with the mostest who throws a Mardi Gras ball.
π Texas? She has one goal: ruin Louisianaβs mood
π Arkansas is determined NOT to sleep with everyoneβs husband at the ball.
π Texas is also committed to finding the baby in the king cake. Priorities.
π€¨ Missouri hates how cheap everything and one is.
π© Kansas just wants to go home.
πͺοΈ Oklahoma knows a storm is coming. But donβt worry, sheβs prepared.
π Connecticut β old money and old friends.
Meet the Cast 3:
π SOUTH CAROLINA β The bride. Old money, older grudges, and a prenup folded into a beaded clutch like a napkin.
π GEORGIA β Maid of honor. Smiling so hard you can hear it.
π₯ NORTH CAROLINA β Not the maid of honor. Would like that noted.
π‘ ALABAMA β Arrived in a hat with a satellite dish on it and a full reception.
πΈ TENNESSEE β Turned her toast into a three-verse single with a key change.
πΆ MISSISSIPPI β Walked in mid-ceremony. Did not apologize. Did not hurry.
π FLORIDA β Was not on the list. Objected at the altar. Tackled a flower girl for the bouquet.
Meet the Cast 4:
π MINNESOTA β Baked an identical pie and she's as surprised as you are.
πΏ SOUTH DAKOTA β Four presidents on her face and not one of them is a snitch.
π½ IOWA β If you build it, she will come. And then she will take it.
π§ WISCONSIN β Aged, sharp, and she will cut you. That's just good cheese.
πΎ NEBRASKA β Homegrown and unbothered, until you provoke her.
ποΈ NORTH DAKOTA β She has the ribbon. If anyone would just LOOK at her.
πΆοΈ ILLINOIS β Not competing, just running it. That's not corruption, that's logistics.
β CELEBRITY GUEST JUDGES
π₯ CONNECTICUT β She was born above it, and she'll be tasting these pies from a considerable height.
π€ ADELE β Reel Housewives superfan. Flew an ocean to judge pie at a folding table. Cried at least once.
Meet the Cast 5:
Meet the family:
π Delaware β the Original Housewife, and she will remind you She has 3 daughters- Connecticut, Virginia & New Jersey
π₯ Connecticut βMother of Ohio and youngest Eldest of Delaware. above invitations, always has been
π₯ Ohio β the one behind the camera, technically also family
πΉ Virginia β Eldest Daughter of Delaware and Mother of West Virginia, Pennsylvania & Maryland- known as one hell of a mother
ποΈ West Virginia β Eldest Daughter of Virginia- the scapegoat, the only one telling the truth
π Pennsylvania β Middle Daughter of Virginia- the peacekeeper, standing between everyone, again
π¦ Maryland β Youngest Daughter of Virginia- the forgotten child, still holding the dish
π New Jersey β Mother of Washington DC and youngest Daughter of Delaware. left first, built her own, never looked back
π Washington, D.C. βDaughter of New Jersey- the boundary setter, and she wants it in writing
Meet the Cast 6:
βοΈ Colorado: Ice queen. Coexist sticker, HOA lawsuit.
π± Utah: Can't pick a gown without calling her husband.
π€ Montana: A celebrity bought the ranch next door. She won't say who.
π Wyoming: Hasn't felt a feeling since 1983.
π₯ Idaho: Catering. Clueless. Under investigation.
π Indiana: Finished second 212 times. Now she's humble with a tray
π Michigan: Has coastline. Please acknowledge the coastline.
πΊ Hawaii: Friend of the Housewives. Brought the sunshine and is staying for hours.

