ONE WOMAN. 50 STATES OF MIND
ONE WOMAN. 50 STATES OF MIND
The Reel Housewives will be featured in their first Festival!
New York City's longest-running sketch comedy festival is back. The 12th Annual SketchFest NYC hits The People's Improv Theater on Sunday, October 18.
The Reel Housewives of America
1 Woman- 50 States of Mind
(all played by Ashley Monique Menard)
*NOT AI
Meet the Cast 1:
🦞 Rhode Island — the hostess with something to prove
🥾 Vermont — unbothered and organic about it
🍁 Massachusetts — knows she's better than you
🍎 New York — obviously
🍺 New Hampshire — "Live Free or Die" energy, literally
🌲 Maine — dialing in via FaceTime because of course, she is
🍁 Connecticut — old money, older grudges
Meet the Cast 2:
🎭 Louisiana- hostess with the mostest who throws a Mardi Gras ball.
🐂 Texas? She has one goal: ruin Louisiana’s mood
💋 Arkansas is determined NOT to sleep with everyone’s husband at the ball.
👑 Texas is also committed to finding the baby in the king cake. Priorities.
🤨 Missouri hates how cheap everything and one is.
😩 Kansas just wants to go home.
🌪️ Oklahoma knows a storm is coming. But don’t worry, she’s prepared.
🍁 Connecticut — old money and old friends.
Meet the Cast 3:
👑 SOUTH CAROLINA — The bride. Old money, older grudges, and a prenup folded into a beaded clutch like a napkin.
🍑 GEORGIA — Maid of honor. Smiling so hard you can hear it.
🥀 NORTH CAROLINA — Not the maid of honor. Would like that noted.
📡 ALABAMA — Arrived in a hat with a satellite dish on it and a full reception.
🎸 TENNESSEE — Turned her toast into a three-verse single with a key change.
🛶 MISSISSIPPI — Walked in mid-ceremony. Did not apologize. Did not hurry.
🐊 FLORIDA — Was not on the list. Objected at the altar. Tackled a flower girl for the bouquet.
Meet the Cast 4:
😊 MINNESOTA — Baked an identical pie and she's as surprised as you are.
🗿 SOUTH DAKOTA — Four presidents on her face and not one of them is a snitch.
🌽 IOWA — If you build it, she will come. And then she will take it.
🧀 WISCONSIN — Aged, sharp, and she will cut you. That's just good cheese.
🌾 NEBRASKA — Homegrown and unbothered, until you provoke her.
🏔️ NORTH DAKOTA — She has the ribbon. If anyone would just LOOK at her.
🕶️ ILLINOIS — Not competing, just running it. That's not corruption, that's logistics.
⭐ CELEBRITY GUEST JUDGES
🥂 CONNECTICUT — She was born above it, and she'll be tasting these pies from a considerable height.
🎤 ADELE — Reel Housewives superfan. Flew an ocean to judge pie at a folding table. Cried at least once.
Meet the Cast 5:
Meet the family:
👑 Delaware — the Original Housewife, and she will remind you She has 3 daughters- Connecticut, Virginia & New Jersey
🥂 Connecticut —Mother of Ohio and youngest Eldest of Delaware. above invitations, always has been
🎥 Ohio — the one behind the camera, technically also family
🌹 Virginia — Eldest Daughter of Delaware and Mother of West Virginia, Pennsylvania & Maryland- known as one hell of a mother
🏔️ West Virginia — Eldest Daughter of Virginia- the scapegoat, the only one telling the truth
🔔 Pennsylvania — Middle Daughter of Virginia- the peacekeeper, standing between everyone, again
🦀 Maryland — Youngest Daughter of Virginia- the forgotten child, still holding the dish
💅 New Jersey — Mother of Washington DC and youngest Daughter of Delaware. left first, built her own, never looked back
📋 Washington, D.C. —Daughter of New Jersey- the boundary setter, and she wants it in writing
Meet the Cast 6:
❄️ Colorado: Ice queen. Coexist sticker, HOA lawsuit.
📱 Utah: Can't pick a gown without calling her husband.
🤠 Montana: A celebrity bought the ranch next door. She won't say who.
🐄 Wyoming: Hasn't felt a feeling since 1983.
🥔 Idaho: Catering. Clueless. Under investigation.
🏁 Indiana: Finished second 212 times. Now she's humble with a tray
🌊 Michigan: Has coastline. Please acknowledge the coastline.
🌺 Hawaii: Friend of the Housewives. Brought the sunshine and is staying for hours.